Wait … did you just say ‘war’? War? What war? Where? No, man, that happened already, like—wow, must have been almost seventeen years ago now. Hm? No, jeez, yeah, I know it’s confusing in that region, what a fucking hellhole, but trust me, we got out of Iraq like almost two decades ago, so no need to—you really believe what you’re saying, don’t you. Buddy, there was no reason to go to—okay, so you agree there was no cause to start a war with them, so how would—Huh? They knew that and they declared war anyway? No, who would be that retarded? Hah! Okay, now I know for sure you’re talking about 1991—Bush hasn’t been president for a long time, you know. Yeah, yeah, Saddam and all that. I think you’re just a little mixed up, because lately Saddam hasn’t been doing anything, really. You know that for a fact, do you? How’s that? Dead? Hm, first I’ve heard of it. Ah, those dictators, always dying comfortably on their beds of old age. Hanged? What the fuck, seriously? When did that happen? It’s on fucking YouTube? That’s not funny, dude. The troops are in Afghanistan, where the Taliban were based—hello, we’re trying to get the scumbags responsible for 9/11. America thinks what? Nobody is that stupid. Well, maybe some people, but—god, put the pie charts away, I can’t look at those numbers. You are goddamned sick. This isn’t possible. It would have been on the TV news. President Clinton would have been impeached. What? He was?? For WHAT?? And he’s not even president anymore??! What do you mean we live in a mostly benevolent but deeply fascist state???!! CAN A GOOSE GO OUT DRINKING FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS WITHOUT THE WORLD CRUMBLING DOWN AROUND HIM I MEAN FUCK
—Nero
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