Caligulation (n.) — 1. a state of perverted elation at something unspeakable 2. a wantonly depraved and hedonistic vacation 3. a deliberation in which one tries to select the greater of two evils
Starting on the birthday of this gloriously tasteless nation and continuing through the next week, Caligula vs. Nero will be going on a “Caligulation.” The second definition. Although I’ll be experiencing plenty of the first and third. Take care until July 14, you twisted mofos, and beware of unicorns.
—Caligula
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