Um: hello? It’s chilling enough that goose-torturers as infamous as the French could take a break from force-feeding their future pâté de foie gras to slap an image of their victims on a brand of vodka that only became popular because it’s overpriced. But that’s neither here nor there. Now, do you see anything wrong with this picture? Hint: it’s fucking obvious.
It could have to do with their use of the respected color “grey” (elitist slang for “gray”)—a color that all we Canadian geese wear with pride—in conjunction with illustrations of no geese of color. I mean, this is as bad as casting Tom Cruise as Genghis Kahn! Out of the six geese portrayed here, five are the classic WASP-white shitheads, I suppose to match that eyesore bimbotini glass, and the sixth is an improbably large transparent monster.
I’m on to you, France. If you ask me, Remy from Ratatouille looked suspiciously like a mouse in ratface…
—Nero
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