OK What The Fuck (Pssst…die.)

For as long as humans have been trying to get rid of geese while displaying blatant favoritism towards EVERY OTHER SPECIES OF BIRD, there have been desperate, ineffective ways of segregating avian populations.  And until the Supreme Court accounts for its brazen prejudice and overturns Downy v. Ferguson (1896), those ass-backward methods of corralling us into “separate but equal” ponds—usually more like filthy puddles—will persist.  But a goose whisperer??  Looks like y’all finally ran out of ideas.

A goose whisperer feels the death throes of his feeble conscience