Dear Ted Turner:
Hunting today on your 2.2 million acres was marvelous. Thanks for letting me start the season a week early; I so hate sharing stalking-spaces. You did get the extra $20,000, didn’t you? I Had my chef, Davus, cook up a kill and set the meal in front of the flock it belonged to, just to see the others’ dumb, horrified reaction. A perfect Friday.
Erotically yours,
Caligula
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